It's a dark and stormy night. The moon is nowhere in sight, and sleep is the last thing on your mind. You reach into your bedside table, but alas! You can't find a dildo to satisfy your need for deep, hands-free, or possibly strapped-in pleasure! Horrifying, isn't it? Luckily, in the case of that (very specific) plus many more, your way is clear - and pink.

Hailing from Pipedream's King Cock Clear collection, the 8' features a classic lifelike (penis) shape, tons of plushy, squeezable firmness, and, of course, a transparent pink design.

Seriously perfect for all types of penetration play, the mid to large-sized 8' would be a fantastic pegging companion, sexy solo artist buddy, or anal accompaniment - really, any stimulating situation you (or your lucky partner!) might find yourself in. Easily held in hand, strapped into a harness or steadied against a smooth, nonporous surface (walls, floors, windows, etc.), the 8' features a big circular base complete with a sturdy suction cup.

Body-safe and phthalate-free, this dildo's textured surface is easy to clean before and after and is compatible with any water-based lube you love.