We're going to be honest. You could throw a stone around here and hit at least a few dozen strokers vying for the title of 'perfect faux blowjob provider'. They're all wonderful! We love them and our penis-owning customers love them. Here's the thing though; most strokers are stationary. Static. Motionless. You'll need to rely on your or your partner's own power of stroking locomotion. VeDOs Hummer Hands-Free BJ Machine, on the other (metaphorical) hand, relies on some totally innovative suction technology and good old electricity!

The Hummer is truly a machine, a super-powered, pleasure-packed feat of engineering that lets you customize your perfect blow job from beginning to end. To get started, have a look at what's included. First up is the Hummer's power pack, a sturdy box with a simple on/off switch, 2 sets of function keys, and two connection points. One of those connection points is for an AC power adapter with lots of available cord. Plug it into a free wall socket, and that's it. No need to worry about batteries or recharging. The other connects a long length of flexible tubing to the Hummers stroker sleeve.

Coated in firmer, easy to grip silicone, the stroker sleeve is plushy soft and sexily clingy. Attach the tubing to the back end of the sleeve, then connect the opposite end to the power box. Flip the switch to 'ON', slather on lots of a favorite water-based lube, and you're good to go! Position the sleeve over your shaft, pick a rhythm and sit back to enjoy the best blowjob simulation you've ever had. The Hummer sucks at 25 possible speeds and intensities using totally unique reverse pressure pulses that climb to as many as 109 sucks per minute.

You'll see two set of function keys on the box, one controls 5 modes of intensity and the other controls 5 speed levels. Use the keys to adjust the space between each suck and/or overall sucking speed. There's also a very handy remote included. Pass it off to a partner or keep it to yourself. Either way, someone is going to be the very lucky recipient of slow and steady slurps, or a fast and furious ride to the finish. 

The Hummers sleeve should be cleaned well before and after use using some warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. The other pieces of the Hummer Hands-Free BJ Machine should be carefully wiped down. Please keep lots of your favorite water base lube handy, not only will it feel amazing, but will also help the Hummer's suction work its very best magic. Do NOT use the Hummer in or around water.

* Measurements to the side represent the Hummers stroking sleeve. The entire Hummer, when assembled, reaches about 4'/1.2M from the power box to base of the sleeve. The sleeve is approximately 4'/10cm penetrable and 2.75'/7cm in total diameter