Smells Like: The Sweet, Sweet Sound of No One Yelling “MOM!”

Back to school = back to sanity. Celebrate the glorious return of quiet mornings, hot coffee, and no one yelling from the bathroom with this cheeky candle made just for moms who made it through summer. 🙌

Available in two sizes and five soothing scents, this hand-poured soy wax candle is tucked inside a sleek amber glass jar that adds rustic charm to any mama’s kitchen, bathroom, or sacred no-kid zone.

Whether you're gifting your favorite tired mama, spoiling yourself with a moment of peace, or just honoring the most underrated season (aka back-to-school), this is your go-to candle for laughs and lavender.

✅ Features:
✓ 100% natural soy wax blend
✓ Available in 4 oz (approx. 50 hr burn) or 8 oz (approx. 80 hr burn)
✓ Reusable amber glass jar
✓ Clean burning – toxin-free, phthalate-free, paraben-free
✓ Handmade in the USA
✓ FREE shipping on orders $35+

🌿 Available Scents & Profiles:
🟤 White Sage + Lavender – Lavender top notes with camphor, chamomile, sage & rosemary, grounded by sandalwood and cedarwood.
🌊 Atlantis Whisper – Salty ocean breeze meets dark musk, sandalwood, and the essence of a lost city.
🎄 Christmas Warmth – Cozy orange spice, pine, and smoky fireplace notes wrapped in festive nostalgia.
🍰 Cinnamon Vanilla – A warm hug of spicy cinnamon and sweet, creamy vanilla.
🥥 Coconut Cream + Cardamom – A luxurious blend of curry, lemon, coconut, pepper, cardamom, and a soft musky finish.
🍍 Peppered Passionfruit – Juicy pineapple, mango, coconut, jasmine, and passionfruit over a sultry base of amber and sandalwood.
🕯️ Unscented – Pure candlelight with zero fragrance for a subtle, calming glow.

🕯️ Candle Care:
Trim the wick to ¼” before each burn. Keep away from children, pets, and anything wild (you included). Burn within sight and enjoy every second of silence.

Materials: Funny Mom School Candle.