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【拆遷辦臨時工】
「應聘條件:
能一口咬斷鋼梁(乳牙也可)
會假裝被無人機嚇到
記得留半棟樓當貓抓板」
——節選自《TURNover怪獸打工日記》
人類總誇我拆遷效率高,
卻沒人問我
爪子卡在鋼筋里多痛。
( 啊!!!痛死了!!!!!)
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