For the golfer who swears they’re quitting after every round… and still books a tee time the next morning. This hoodie nails the emotional rollercoaster of the game with a design that’s equal parts honest and hilarious.

The vintage-style graphic features a frustrated golf ball, crossed clubs, and the banner that tells the truth every golfer knows:
Why I Golf — I Hate Myself
Est. 18 Holes of Agony

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Trini Skies Graphics and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at 118 Sleepy Point Way
Suffolk, VA 23435 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.