The “I Was Told There Would Be Bannock and Bologna” Tee brings humour, culture, and everyday comfort together in one easy-to-wear piece. Featuring a bold, playful statement, this t-shirt is made to spark smiles and start conversations.

Designed for relaxed everyday wear, it offers a comfortable fit and a soft feel that holds up well over time. The clean black base lets the graphic stand out, making it simple to style for casual outings, gatherings, or laid-back days.

Fun, expressive, and effortlessly wearable, this tee is perfect for anyone who appreciates humour, culture.

Fabric composition (by colour):

Solid colours — 100% cotton
Heather colours — 50% cotton / 50% polyester

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Use mild detergent. Do not bleach. Hang to dry for best results, or tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Sizing Note:

Measurements are in inches and taken with the garment laid flat. Chest – Half Measure is the width measured straight across the front, not around the body. For best fit, compare these measurements with a similar item you already own.